Having been incarcerated on the boat for a while by Debby (a tropical storm in this case, and not a delightful jeunesse), cooking in the microwave (the stove makes the boat too hot), no TV (no TV or cable on the boat), and not being able to sail (note Debby the tropical storm), I had to resort to my own devices to keep me entertained.
The result? A T-Shirt design inspired by the “feedback” of (much appreciated) crew who deserted me in the proximity of the Dry Tortugas, leaving me to fend for myself, etc. [Insert sob story about being abandoned in Key West here…. ] Order your T-Shirts NOW! Or not. I hope you find the graphic entertaining.